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	<title>デロンの新しい奇跡 &#187; LMAO</title>
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	<description>一歩を大きく、進もう毎日夢に向かって、漠然とじゃない意図的に！</description>
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		<title>鄺紹良:「我就係人面獸心」</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 04:05:33 +0000</pubDate>
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L.M.A.O. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
And yes you have to understand Cantonese (well or able to read Chinese at the very least) in order to know what he is talking about. But hey, kudos to him for admitting that on live TV  
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<p>L.M.A.O. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD</p>
<p>And yes you have to understand Cantonese (well or able to read Chinese at the very least) in order to know what he is talking about. But hey, kudos to him for admitting that on live TV <img src='http://delonho.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>22/05/2009 頭條新聞:CMN 超現實報道 (Old)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 04:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Delon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry another Chinese post, but this is just TOO funny:

OMG I laughed so hard that I cried xD Especially with the 擲香蕉式 and the Japan parts (中招大抽獎/隔離七日豪華觀察團 xDDDDD)…i m still laughing as I watch them…just too funny xDDDDD
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry another Chinese post, but this is just TOO funny:</p>
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<p>OMG I laughed so hard that I cried xD Especially with the 擲香蕉式 and the Japan parts (中招大抽獎/隔離七日豪華觀察團 xDDDDD)…i m still laughing as I watch them…just too funny xDDDDD</p>
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		<title>04/10/2008 超現實報道: One Milk, One Dream (Old)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 04:02:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Delon</dc:creator>
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Another very funny one xD So many winning quotes/terms like: 「奶都有神, 就係License」, 「奶立方」,「one milk, one dream」, 「給牛奶一個機會，還國貨一個奇蹟」,「歌唱國貨」,「失敗奶成功之母」 xDD It’s also funny how they can communicate with cows as well xDDD
「颱風Financial」and the ways to protect against it are very funny as well xD
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<p>Another very funny one xD So many winning quotes/terms like: 「奶都有神, 就係License」, 「奶立方」,「one milk, one dream」, 「給牛奶一個機會，還國貨一個奇蹟」,「歌唱國貨」,「失敗奶成功之母」 xDD It’s also funny how they can communicate with cows as well xDDD</p>
<p>「颱風Financial」and the ways to protect against it are very funny as well xD</p>
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		<title>24/07/2009 頭條新聞: 年度悲歌 (Old)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 04:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Delon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Chinese-related post~ If you don’t understand Chinese…sorry xD

「想得到超滿意回報，只需要生理發育好」
…so sad yet so true orz. (Yes MG, so do you qualify? If you do, I am sure you know what to do right? *wink wink* …start with a plane ticket to HK xDDD)

Seriously what a shame. And they don’t even need to show “anything”. Seriously I [...]]]></description>
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<p>「想得到超滿意回報，只需要生理發育好」</p>
<p>…so sad yet so true orz. (Yes MG, so do you qualify? If you do, I am sure you know what to do right? *wink wink* …start with a plane ticket to HK xDDD)</p>
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<p>Seriously what a shame. And they don’t even need to show “anything”. Seriously I wouldn’t waste all my time lining up to get inside the damn book fair, and spend money just to get those. I mean…I would rather watch AV…or even hentai if I am THAT desperate. </p>
<p>Just listen to the two lovely quotes from the guys in the video: 「其他個D冇乜內涵，係周秀娜好D」,「佢個笑容好甜美，同埋佢身材好」…umme excuse me, are you going to a book fair or are you attending a model show?! This is a frikkin book fair and I really believe they shouldn’t be here if all they are after are gravure idols. Yes, you might all be saying “YOU ARE THE ONE TO TALK”, but seriously if it’s a book fair, I expect books…some legit/readable books. I may not look like it, but I actually read, although 95% of all the books I read are Chinese books hence my ultra-lousy English. I have attended the book fair back in 2002 and I enjoyed it. I am a Chinese history guru (since I don’t need to study them for school xD) so I go crazy when I see those kind of books in numbers. And man I can’t imagine how mad I would be if all I can see are gravure books of those girls and everyone holding 5-6 copies of them. And no, I am not gay orz. I mean, Chrissie Chau is hot HOT HOT, but unless she starts taking her clothes off I couldn’t care less about her. So yeah, you bet I am really against this o靚模 movement. I guess I was never a real otaku to begin with and that’s why I don’t understand how they feel xD</p>
<p>Anyway, I know this song is like a year ago, but since the HK Book Fair just finished, why not right? I am so glad that the fair banned those girls from promoting their “books” this year. I would also like to see for myself how bad it is…maybe with a trip next summer? xD I can’t also belive the girls are protesting in silence by having autograph sessions outside and merely “attending” the book fair themsevles causing riots of stupid males. Seriously, watch some real porn orz.</p>
<p>Some more:<br />
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<p>I LMAO as I watch…just too funny lol. I support the “porn bookfair” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</p>
<p>HK TV shows are so much better than US/Canada crappy ones (except for sports) =p Here is sauce (aka source), highly recommended:</p>
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